gravy
I like venison, the deer are well-fed, the arrival of Santa usually means I have to spend large amounts of money I don't have and would rather spend on myself anyway. Basically Christmas is a heavily commercialized evil holiday that represents all of the 7 deadly sins (greed, sloth, envy, gluttony, etc) and is a general pain in the can. Money and the economy being what it is right now means that I'd prolly be forgiven by most if I blasted Santa's fat, jolly *ss out of the sky....which is about how I feel.