Apparently my computer is missing the DLL file "LXCZGF.DLL", and I can't install my printer to my computer, or whatnots. Any suggestions on what to do?

You're out of luck. No help from Lexmark because they removed all Win98/ME drivers in July for all of their printers. Somebody asked for a driver for this printer recently. All I could do was direct them to a printer with ME support.

The HP Officejet 5610, 4315, 6310 (a little more for the 6310, but a nice printer), EPSON Stylus Photo RX580, LEXMARK X7350, X8350 support WinME and are available at Newegg.com. I think the HPs are the best for the buck.