Ever the crusader Chris

I seriously like your style man. Sadly this time it's fallen short. I contacted Thomson already and they just told me that I'd have to talk my ISP around to giving out there name server address. I was kinda wondering if anyone knew a hack/patch which would help me out.
A funny story though:
I rang Tiscali Broadband (my ISP) and acted dumb at first, saying i just wanted to VoIP, that didn't work so i told them i actually wanted to set up a home network and needed to allocate an address to my computer so that IP conflicts did not ensue due to everyone turning computers on at different times; they told me to connect to msn, then connect to my other computers!!! THE CHEEK OF IT!!! So, I came clean about my knowledge and prowess and how i already tried to assign myself a static IP and failed. I told them i thought their suggestion was the most pathetically disgusting piece of advice i had ever heard in all my years of dealing with people who sit and watch instructions come up on a database and told him that if his "Administrator" did not give him a bloody good reason as to why i can't port forward, that i would be sacking them as an ISP.
He told me i could purchase a router for £49.95. I hung up.
*cough* i'm not going to deny, this post is half in hope that someone knows a patch/hack and half in the hope that some folk, who are considering ADSL Tiscali, read it and think, "Craaaaap, no port forwarding?? That means i can't P2P or Torrent".