You get back three melons with a choice to gamble for the jackpot

I put in some pocket lint and a small grape..

and you get back a fuzzy grape

I put in a pair of gloves

and you get back a wooly pear

i put in a song and a dance

and you get back a free ticked to your favorite restaurant for two, for dinner.

I put in my supper, don't know what's it's going to be yet.

and you got back a night at your favoritie restaurant for free...

I put in this back pain to get rid of it hoping to get back.....

every body

and you have a SAFer sharing it [ pls let me share your back ache with my own as long as I can bear it....]

I put in an orthopedic surgeon

And get back instant back pain relief for you and anyone you choose...forever!

I put in a pair of flashlights (lol)

and you insure yourself from a dark future

I bought the batteries for the flash light

And you get new flashlights to go with them.

I put in a time machine.

I got a trip to space

I'll put in a pair of sandals

and get tickets to Hawai... to party!

I put in some sea and sunshine

and you get a weeks vacation to enjoy it.


I put in a tree

and it fed the country

I put in a grocery store

and you get all the profits

I put in a

And you get back a nice warm feeling.

I put in all the screws and fitting left over from new computer build

and you get a wild card entry to "Junk Yard Wars Show"

I put in a Limo to take Scorp to the Show

And you get back the Limo for a week..What show??

I put in the Birthday Party I'm going to

and you get a huge hug from your great grand son
I put in the limo again, to bring you back home

and you get a Thank You card from me

I put in the ice cream I had at the party.

and got some Swiss Rolls for SAF

I put in the card, flowers and a bottle of Red Wine

And get tickets to take a loved one out for the evening,

I put in a key to a 5* hotel room.

and disappear under volumes of soft coushioned velvety mattress

I put in a floor to ceiling window in the 5* suit

You get back a contract to put floor to ceiling window in all the 5* suits

I put in meatloaf we had tonight.

and we all get a treat

mmmmm I put in some cashew nuts, hot chocolate, vanila ice cream in a tall glasses with tall spoons

And get an offer of a job as a cashew nut, hot chocolate, vanilla ice cream vendor

I put in a tin of paint.

And you get the job of painting my deck. Aren't you lucky

I put in a peach pie for lunch.

and with me around, you are left wondering where did the pie go?

I put in some laughter for every one

And get back the warmest feeling you ever had.

I put in a magic box full of wishes.

And find youeself nearer to your dreams

I put in a wish for you and thankyou note for you in your magic Box

and you get a reply back, thanking you for the thank you note.

I put in a pair of sun glasses.

and you are able to read between the lines

I put in four rechargeable Lithium Ion Batteries

You get back the batteries and a LED torch to use them in.

I put in headphones.

AND YOU GET TO HEAR GOLDEN OLDIES

I put in a bottle of acetone

and you get back a bottle of Lavender perfume.


I put in a loaf of bread

and get an opportunity to feed at least two undernourished third world kids Thankyou Lorraine

I put in a math co-processor

and you get back the best one there is, and a new computer to go with it.

I put in a 50 lb bag of potatoes

and you get some lips smaking tangy potato wafers....

I put in some tomatoes and chilli

and the game stopped.... LOL
I put in a bag of marbles

you get back marshmallows

I put in a bag of pop corn

And you get back Caramel popcorn ........Mmmmmm good

I put in a basket ball

and you get a champion

I put in a photograph

you get back an album full of pictures of your family..and guess what...they aren't the ones that you have painstakingly taken all these years.

I put in an old used water filter..

And you get back a dozen new ones


I put in the liver & onions we has for dinner today

And you have guests thronging to your place....

Hmmm... I put in a Cd not knowing what it contains....

and you get back a dozen of your choice, with music, or movies.

I put in my income taxes for the year.

and you get peace of mind

I put in a caricature

And you get back the knowladge of the art, of creating such representations.


I put in a paper clip.

and you get back a sewing machine

Webster put in his sewing machine

and I get a chance to post in "Guess what it is " game...

I put in a part image for everyone to guess

and you had a winner who's name is ken (short version)

I put in a large, thick bread board to cut the potatoes and to cut the bread.