And you get back sunshine for two weeks.




I put in my mail box.

You come home to find it stuffed with early Christmas cards.





I put in a welcome home door mat.

And you get company that wants a party, and brings all the food and drinks.

I put in my calculator.

You get back a brand new computer.



I put in a bag of dog's food

And you get back a cute little puppy


I put in my old carpet.

And out comes new carpet along with a handy man to install it.







I put in a 1GB USB2.0 Flash Drive

You get back a new computer with 3 GB hard drive. Hmmmm what's the differents between Flash drive and reg. Drive??


I put in all the bills I have spent the last two month.

QUOTE (LF from MC @ Dec 5 2005, 01:22 AM)

Hmmmm what's the differents between Flash drive and reg. Drive??

QUOTE

Non-volatile memory used as a re-writable, general purpose mass storage device for the switch. Information stored on the flash file my include bootable code images, configuration files, call record information, etc. Switch software supports user-initiated reading/writing from/to the flash (via TFTP protocol), allowing file backup/restore operations to a remote server

You get back a Christmas lottery ticket.


I put in my saddlebags...

QUOTE (Ironbender @ Dec 5 2005, 04:12 AM)

QUOTE Non-volatile memory used as a re-writable, general purpose mass storage device for the switch. Information stored on the flash file my include bootable code images, configuration files, call record information, etc. Switch software supports user-initiated reading/writing from/to the flash (via TFTP protocol), allowing file backup/restore operations to a remote server

Please repeat that. No! on second thought never mind.


And you get back a White Stallion


I put in my old kitchen floor.

And you get back a new kitchen and a timber polished floor.




I put in a can of light blue paint.

And you get a ticket for a trip around the world in a balloon

I put in the instructions to hook up my dishwasher.

And you get a ticket for a trip around the world in a balloon with Zenith, while your kind relatives instals your dishwasher



I put in an old bicycle...

And got back a new Honda
I put in all my calls to SBA for help

Hi BB, Glad to see you stop in.

And you get back the head honcho, to give you all the help you need.


I put in a list for the rest of the presents I need to get before Christmas.

QUOTE

And you get a ticket for a trip around the world in a balloon with Zenith, while your kind relatives instals your dishwasher

Thanks Chris, but I don't think it will work, I might get sick from being up that high, and Zenith might throw me over board.

And you get back all the presents you need to get before Christmas.



I put in a christmas at the beach, with all your favourite seafood such as lobster,carb etc.

QUOTE

Thanks Chris, but I don't think it will work, I might get sick from being up that high, and Zenith might throw me over board.

I wouldn't do that I would give you motion sickness tablets.

Yummy ! I will eat all that seafood stuff ! I like seafood so much... but I prefer crab instead of carb

You get back a dozen of Veuve Clicquot Champagne bottles for your Christmas.


I put in a bag full of gifts...

And you get back three bags full of presents.


I put in a string of Christmas Lights.

QUOTE

I wouldn't do that   I would give you motion sickness tablets.

Ohhh!! you are my buddy for sure.

And you get back your house all done up in Christmas lights.


I put in my Christmas tree.

QUOTE

but I prefer crab instead of carb

It would seem I made a error yes should have been crab.

QUOTE

Ohhh!! you are my buddy for sure.

And you get back two trees, one with presents under it, and another one for outside with food on it, for the wildlife.


I put in the angel tree top, from my Christmas tree.

And you get a God's blessing, extensive to your family



I put in a cooked turkey (this is what we eat here for Christmas, instead of Thanksgiving day that we do not use to commemorate)...

You get back a turkey dinner with all the trimmings, for the whole family.


( we have turkey, and ham for Christmas)

I put in my Christmas cards I haven't made out yet.

You get the Christmas cards all filled out back.



I put in a shopping trip with me for shoes took a hr to get a pair after trying 7 pairs on.. size 13 so yeah fun to find a good pair of shoes that fit

QUOTE (Zenith @ Dec 8 2005, 09:20 PM)

I put in a shopping trip with me for shoes took a hr to get a pair after trying 7 pairs on.. size 13 so yeah fun to find a good pair of shoes that fit

I know just what you're going through, my hubby wears a 13 also.

You get back a store that has the right shoes for you, the first one you like and try on will feel good on your feet.


I put in some more snow, were getting tonight.

And you get back a nice white Christmas




I put in the drinks for christmas dinner.

QUOTE

know just what you're going through, my hubby wears a 13 also.

You know how much fun it is every year or so when your hubby needs new shoes. I find a size 13 might be ok in length (sometimes there not) but then there not wide enough… a lot of them aren’t wide enough

Now if I was 13 and had skinny feet it wouldn’t be soo bad getting a pair of shoes but when your size 13 and have broad feet it seems they try to make them so they don’t fit

QUOTE

You get back a store that has the right shoes for you, the first one you like and try on will feel good on your feet.

I would like that

You get back the best drinks there are, for Christmas and New Years.

I put in my tired body, from trying to get the house back in order for the Holidays.

QUOTE

You know how much fun it is every year or so when your hubby needs new shoes. I find a size 13 might be ok in length (sometimes there not) but then there not wide enough… a lot of them aren’t wide enough

That's it, the width. Slip-ons are the worst

QUOTE

You get back the best drinks there are, for Christmas and New Years.

Yeah I will have some good drinks

QUOTE

I put in my tired body, from trying to get the house back in order for the Holidays

You and your hubby wake up after your weekend at a spa retreat feeling revitalized & invigorated and ready for the holidays.



I put in a holiday to Hawaii.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Dec 11 2005, 08:07 AM)

You and your hubby wake up after your weekend at a spa retreat feeling revitalized & invigorated and ready for the holidays.

OH!!!!! would that be nice.


And you would get 4 tickets with all expenses paid. and you gave me two of them for my hubby, and myself.


I put in the molding and paint, that's left to do in my kitchen.

You get back your kitchen all finished.



I put in the hot christmas day where sure to have here somewhere around 32C+ ohh why can't it be winter.

and you'll get 50 mm of rain for Christmas, just to refresh yourself


We will have a 30~32 oC Christmas day here also


I put in a big bottle of cold water (you can pick it )

And you get back a carton of beer (better then water )



I put in the storm that we were ment to have here.

And you get back a beautiful sunny week

I'm putting in the living room, I'm going to have painted and new carpet put in next.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Dec 13 2005, 01:13 AM)

And you get back a carton of beer (better then water )

Mmmmmmm... I feel much better now !

You get back your house fully painted and with new carpets and furnitures



I put in a website that the owner didn't paid me to fix

And you got back a new computer, with everything that goes with it.

I put in my old kitchen table.

And guess what ? You get this one:

Courtesy from Randy


I put in a piano (it's taking so much room here and nobody plays it anymore )

QUOTE (Ironbender @ Dec 14 2005, 06:19 AM)

And guess what ? You get this one:

I think it might be a little too big for my kitchen, but I'll take it anyway


You get back a player organ, one that plays all by itself, you just have to add CDs to it.

I put in all the work I have to do before Christmas.

And you get it all done early and have time to relax.




I put in a smoked ham for Christmas dinner.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Dec 15 2005, 08:51 PM)

And you get it all done early and have time to relax.

Oh!! Do I wish

and you get back a complete dinner for all the family..Boy!!! you're going to have a lot to eat and drink for the Holidays


I put in my old fire place that doesn't work.

and you get back wood enough to fire it all the year...



I put in the Paraguay style pork we will eat saturday

Paraguay?? I tried to look it up, but it doesn't make sence, for a pork roast.

You also get back a complete Paraguay style pork dinner with all the trimmings + drinks for the whole family.

Now I'm getting hungry.

I'll put in the 9" of snow were getting tonight, we already have half of it.

QUOTE

Paraguay?? I tried to look it up, but it doesn't make sence, for a pork roast.

It would seem to be some sort of fruited pork roast.
http://www.recipeland.com/recipe/9802/

Fruited Pork Roast, Scandinavian Style
Categories: Beer, Meat: Pork, Regional Cuisine
Yield: 8 servings


3 lb Boneless rolled pork loin ro

-ast 8 Pitted dried prunes

12 oz Great western beer

1/2 ts Ginger

1 md Apple, peeled and chopped

1 ts Lemon juice

1/2 ts Salt

Pepper 1/4 c Flour

Fat grams per serving: Approx. Cook Time: 3 hr 1. Remove string from roast. Using a sharp knife, cut a pocket in the pork by making a deep slit in the loin, going to 1/2 inch of the 2 ends and 1 inch of the other side. 2. Meanwhile, combine prunes, beer, and ginger in a saucepan, heat to boiling. Remove from heat, let stand 5 min. 3. Mix apple with lemon to prevent darkening. Drain prunes, reserving liquid; pat dry with paper towels. Combine prunes and apple. 4. Pack fruit into pocket in pork. Tie roast with string at 1 - inch intervals. 5. Place meat on rack in roasting pan. 6. Roast meat at 350 degrees F for 2 - 2 1/2 hours, allowing 40 to 45 minutes per pound. Baste occasionally with liquid drained from prunes. 7. Transfer meat to platter. Skim fat from cooking liquid. Deglaze roasting pan with a little water, add to cooking liquid. Add salt and enough additional water to measure two cups. Make a paste of flour and water, combine with cooking liquid and cook, stirring constantly until thickened. Serve in a sauce boat with sliced roast. Makes 8 servings.


So is that right Ironbender ?

Mmmmmm. definitely not.
No fruits on it, but it's a rolled pork, with all its bones, prepared with some (how can I explain this...) spices, that are not exactly from Brazil.

Cookin time is about 7 hours. Here we use to do the "leitão à pururuca", we cook it over a bed of live coals (80 cm from coal, and no flames-live fire) and when its almost done, we boil oil and we drop this boiling oil on it.

Paraguay recipe is slightly different.

One thing for sure, that pork will be well done Sounds good Chris.

So does your recipe Zenith

Ok, I put in a Pork roast, because I'm too tired to cook it.

I will post some pics of it tomorrow (cooking will begin at 7:00 AM)

OH!!! GREAT!!!, are you going to send me some pork roast through the vending machine???????

You get back some roast pork from Ironbender.


I put in strong head ach tablets for the day after Christmas I’m sure a few of us will need them.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Dec 18 2005, 01:08 AM)

I put in strong head ach tablets for the day after Christmas I’m sure a few of us will need them.

Not me, I'll be so relaxed, and I won't be doing anything all day, but relax some more

You'll get back a drink, that will make you feel fit as a fiddle, and all you will have to do the day after Christmas, is the same as me...relax, and play with your toys, that's if you were a good boy and got some toys


I put in all the worries, I have before Christmas.

And you get back no more worries for the rest of the year.



I put in a nice cool breeze.

And you get back a "rest and sleep" kit: a hammock and two palm trees



I put in the rain we had the last three days

And you get back sunshine for two weeks.


I put in two pumpkin pies

And you get back 4 more because I ate the two pumpkin pies



I put in almost 7000 bags that missed flights at Sydney airport.
http://australianit.news.com.au/articles/0...Enbv%5E,00.html