And you get back all their guns

I put in ZoneAlarm

And you get back a $1000 garden voucher.


I put in my corrupted usb stick

You get back an MP3 player...



I put in my dead wristwatch

And you get back a Rolex for your wife





I put in an apple, and orange.

QUOTE (LF from MC @ Nov 17 2005, 12:42 AM)

And you get back a Rolex for your wife

She'll love it

You get back a fresh fruit juice.


I put in a pack of empty beer cans (we must recycle)

And you get back a car


I put in a maple tree

And you get back a Grapefruit tree.



I put in a prickly pear, fruits ok just don't get the fine bristles in your hands or tongue

You get back a western style shaving kit, a razor, a basin, and a mirror



I put in a hands free kit for cell phone...

You get calls free for a year...


I put in my old stove.

You get back a nice BIG kake



I put in a shovel...

QUOTE (Ironbender @ Nov 18 2005, 06:44 PM)

You get back a nice BIG kake

I hope its a good one




And you get back a snow blower...(just what you needed)



I put in the microwave

And you get back a turkey cooked in the microwave but… it has a odd taste you can’t quite put your finger on.




I put in a 6 foot 3 christmas tree.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Nov 21 2005, 01:35 AM)

it has a odd taste you can’t quite put your finger on.

Hmmmm, maybe it got smoked

And you got your tree back all decorated.


I put in my smoked turkey

You get back a Kentucky fried chicken


I put in a cup of coffee...

btw, we do not have a thanksgiving day here... not a holyday, not a fest

QUOTE (Ironbender @ Nov 21 2005, 08:02 PM)

btw, we do not have a thanksgiving day here... not a holyday, not a fest

Ohhh, then you will get back some of our Thanksgiving dinner


I put in a stick of butter.

And you get back butternut pumpkins.




I put in some fairy lights.

You get back your 6 foot 3 christmas tree (and now you have no more fairy lights to put on it)



I put in a miniature toy car...

And you get back a Hummer




I put in a check for a dollar.

And then check bounces when someone tries to bank it.




I put in a Christmas pudding.

Zenth, did you put my address on that Christmas pudding when you put it in the machine ??

If you did, you get back a Thank You card.

I put in one of my Christmas presents.

You get back a Panettone (as you like cakes)



I put in a cigar box...

That looks pretty good Chris,

Then you get back a Thank You card

(The cigar box, must have gotten lost)


I put in the snow were getting.

QUOTE

Zenth, did you put my address on that Christmas pudding when you put it in the machine ??

Yes it was

And you get back the heat and drought that we are having here. That will clear your snow right up




I put in the storm we might have soon.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Nov 23 2005, 09:14 PM)

QUOTE Zenth, did you put my address on that Christmas pudding when you put it in the machine ?? Yes it was

Good

Then you get back a Thank You card also.

+ you will get back a Storm Fighter





'Desert Storm' fighter jet'

Lorraine didn't put anything on it, so I opened it and retrieved my cigar box

I put in a Brazilian 25 cents piece to restart it

And you get back one of these




I put in a Philips 37" LCD widescreen flat TV Pixel Plus 2 HD, True HD display, 1920x1080p I would like one of these

QUOTE

Lorraine didn't put anything on it,

I didn't!! ??

QUOTE

so I opened it and retrieved my cigar box

You did!! ??




Zenth, you get back a True HD display, 1920x1080p


I put in all the snow we got yesterday.

I put in my migraine I had today




I put in some fire works.

Zenith puts two things in it, so I had to clean it

You get back a big pack of acetylsalicylic acid



I put in a "Bar da Cobra" sticker...

And you get back the real thing, a Cobra

I put in the rain we got today, that melting the snow away

And you get back more snow then before.



I put in a an early merry Christmas to you all.

Merry Christmas Zenth, And you got back an early Greeting.

I put in the nice warm day we're having today. (in the 60's) (snow allllll gone.

You get back a three sunny days bonus before the next snow storm



I put in my old scraped mouse...

And you get back a new wireless mouse and mouse pad

I put in all my dirty windows.

and you get back a licensed Windows Vista



I put in a battery charger...

QUOTE (Ironbender @ Nov 28 2005, 06:17 PM)

and you get back a licensed Windows Vista

Oh Boy!!, will you help me install it



And you get back an electric car

you didn't put anything in


You get back an electric car but it can only do 20km/hr




I put in candy canes.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Nov 29 2005, 06:57 AM)

you didn't put anything in

Geez, I must have gotten too excited about Windows Vista

And 20km/hr is fast enough for me.


Ok, you get a Christmas tree, all decorated with candy canes.



And I put in my old microwave.

and you get back a Brazilian "caipira" oven



I put in a pizza

QUOTE (Ironbender @ Nov 30 2005, 05:12 AM)

I put in a pizza

I take you don't like pizza

Ok, then you will get back a tuna sub


Almost for got...

I put in a base ball.

And you get back the bat.


I put in all the weird and ramdom items on ebay.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Dec 1 2005, 04:44 AM)

I put in all the weird and ramdom items on ebay.

Are you trying to destroy the machine ?

You get back the ebay products listing... (not complete because the machine ran out of paper)


I put in a mug of coffee...

QUOTE

Are you trying to destroy the machine ? You get back the ebay products listing... (not complete because the machine ran out of paper)

You get a cappuccino back.



I put in a wood stove.

And you get back a pizza



Put in a gold ring

is that your pizza oven


You get back a diamond ring for your wife.



I put in a Psychotic Kangaroo better run they have attacked and almost killed people here.

And you will get back a pair of magic boxing gloves.


I put in my back yard deck.

and you get back a maple tree



I put in my leather jacket

And you get it back nice and clean and new looking.




I put in a doctors bill.

QUOTE (Zenith @ Dec 2 2005, 12:20 PM)

And you get it back nice and clean and new looking.

You get back a life health insurance contract for free


I put in a set of used tires

And you get back 4 new shiny ones.





I put in some rain.